Oud Bush, Putin and Kostunica into hell.
Pita Bush Dawn:
- May I invite Washington for just a minute and see how things are in my country? The elections are, however, what I am interested in is what we are going to do with terrorism.
Devil says:
- Can.
He calls Bush, ends the conversation and says to the devil:
- It will cost you a million dollars. OK says Bush and pay.
Pita Putin Devil:
- Damn, let me call Moscow, and there are elections in the country, Chechnya, the mass of the problem.
The devil:
- It can, but pay two million dollars. He called Putin, finished the conversation and paid.
Pita Kostunica Djavol:
- Damn, let me call Belgrade to see that we have saved Kosovo,
solved unemployment, raised the standard and entered the EU.
The devil:
- Yes of course.
Kostunica concluded the conversation and asked:
- How much do I have to pay?
The devil:
- Nothing.
Kostunica:
- How did you get rid of this one million and two million?
The devil:
- You know how, when calls from one hell to another count it as a local call.
Pita Bush Dawn:
- May I invite Washington for just a minute and see how things are in my country? The elections are, however, what I am interested in is what we are going to do with terrorism.
Devil says:
- Can.
He calls Bush, ends the conversation and says to the devil:
- It will cost you a million dollars. OK says Bush and pay.
Pita Putin Devil:
- Damn, let me call Moscow, and there are elections in the country, Chechnya, the mass of the problem.
The devil:
- It can, but pay two million dollars. He called Putin, finished the conversation and paid.
Pita Kostunica Djavol:
- Damn, let me call Belgrade to see that we have saved Kosovo,
solved unemployment, raised the standard and entered the EU.
The devil:
- Yes of course.
Kostunica concluded the conversation and asked:
- How much do I have to pay?
The devil:
- Nothing.
Kostunica:
- How did you get rid of this one million and two million?
The devil:
- You know how, when calls from one hell to another count it as a local call.
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