Chuck Norris has Nokia 3310 with color display, 5 megapixel camera, bluetooth, GPS and 8GB card.
Chuck Norris installed Windows Vista in 1995
Chuck Norris can create a Recycle Bin
Chuck Norris can make a DVD movie on a floppy diskette
Chuck Norriss does not eat honey, he calls the bees.
When Chuck Norris looks into the sky, the clouds begin to sweat. Some call it vinegar.
Condoms do not protect Chuck Norris from SIDE, but you are protecting Chicago from Chuck Norris.
Even Norris got sick once in Japan and he had to do the Chinese twice in Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
What are the 3 worst deaths? From SIDE, from cancer and from Chuck Norris.
When the bastard goes to sleep, he looks under the bed for no Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris installed Windows Vista in 1995
Chuck Norris can create a Recycle Bin
Chuck Norris can make a DVD movie on a floppy diskette
Chuck Norriss does not eat honey, he calls the bees.
When Chuck Norris looks into the sky, the clouds begin to sweat. Some call it vinegar.
Condoms do not protect Chuck Norris from SIDE, but you are protecting Chicago from Chuck Norris.
Even Norris got sick once in Japan and he had to do the Chinese twice in Nagasaki and Hiroshima.
What are the 3 worst deaths? From SIDE, from cancer and from Chuck Norris.
When the bastard goes to sleep, he looks under the bed for no Chuck Norris.
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