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HIGH-SCHOOL PROGRAM

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  •  HIGH-SCHOOL PROGRAM, ACCORDING TO "BOLOGNA", EXCLUSIVELY FOR MEN, PLAN AND PROGRAM:
    Model 1 .: (30 ECTS)
    1. Learn to live without Mom (2000 hours)
    2. My wife is not my mom (350 hours)
    3. How to figure out that football is just a sport (500 hours)

    Model 2 .: (30 ECTS)
    1. Do not be jealous of your children (500 hours)
    2. Do not talk nonsense when my wife has a visit (50 hours)
    3. How to overcome the remote control syndrome (550 hours)

    bonus:
    4. Do not urinate around the shell (167 hours + practical work)
    5. How to understand that shoes will not switch themselves to the cabinet (800 hours)
    6. How to find the way to the basket for a dirty laundry without losing the road (500 hours)
    7. How to survive a cold without a drama (100 hours)

    Model 3 .: (30 ECTS)
    1. How to fry your shirt in less than 2 hours (practical work)
    2. Try without scruple while she washes dishes (practical work)

    Model 4 .: (30 ECTS)
    1. Beginner's degree: household appliances (display with slides)
    - ON ............. upali- OFF ........... extinguish
    2nd advanced stage: My first Maggi soup without having to climb (practical work)

    TOPIC FOR DISCUSSION:Given the complexity of the topics, a maximum of 8 candidates may be present at the hearing
    Theme 1: Ironing - from the washing machine to the cabinet ... that mysterious process
    Theme 2: Danger of filling the ice container (demonstration and slides)
    Theme 3: You and electricity - economic benefits when called master
    Theme 4: Recent scientific discoveries - cooking and garbage does NOT cause impotence
    Topic 5: Although you are married to her, you can buy flowers (talk with a psychiatrist)
    Theme 6: Toilet paper - do you print paper on a paper holder?
    Topic 7: How to lower the shell shell - step by step (video conference from Harvard)
    Topic 8: Detergents - dosing, use (practical work is done outdoors)
    Topic 9: The basic difference between the baskets for dirty laundry and the floor (laboratory test)
    Topic 10: Male as a passenger - is it genetically possible not to comment when she parks?
    Topic 11: Communication: mental exercises for understanding, if there is something in the drawer, not to wonder "in which?" but he tries to find himself
    Topic 12: Can the coffee cup fly over to the sink itself? (practical part by David Copperfield)


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