Tuesday 24 October 2017

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Chuck Norris Yugoslavia

By: ExtraFunnyPicture On: October 24, 2017
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  • Even Norris can read EFI 4.6 MotronicEven Norris told YUgisi to pass to BMS that Blindman wrote blind man and that he should be BMMSChuck Norris's race in Yugo 1.1 drew against 1.1EFI and lost. Even Norris stopped production of Zastava's carsCak Noris pours 120 octane gasoline at NIS pumpChuck Norris rides 15 "with 195/45 tires and heads the wheel with one handChuck Norris told Yugies how to get 85ks from 1.1 EFIsEven Norris told Yugis that the theory always starts first.Chuck Norris lowered the price of gasoline from 112din / l to 82din / lEven Norris can not race against Xen's fights, because Cack drives 1.1 EFIsChuck Norris despised LobanjaEven Norris was not admitted to the BMS because he wanted to put 1.6 16v and not 1.6 8vEven Norris should be allowed to leave the gas while N2O is activatedEven Norris drives Yuga with deep bumps, but he does not like the snow in winterChuck Norris is responsible for the global economic crisisEven Norris will set up the production of Zastava's cars again (it can be said that it may still be produced in KG) CheersEven Norris will successfully privatize state-owned companies in SerbiaCak Noris was employed at Nikola Tesla Airport as a metrologist, so Tesla Airport received B3 license (I'm not sure if this is a sign) for plane landing and reduced visibility because time is always the same as Tuck's commandEven Norris discovered hot water in tuning (of course, all the knowledge was transmitted by Yugisi)Chuck Norris is short for the last three speeds of the Pedja 89, but that Yugo speeds up better in the first two speedsEven Norris even joined Norwegian BMS, although Yuga has a younger one since 93 years oldEven Norris invented the EFI in YugoCak Noris can dim the whole car with the darkest film without being crawling with copsCak Noris has a visor on the Yugo of 80cm, although the longitude is only 64cm longEven Norris has a headlamp headlamp and a carder mask with flashes of light, yet it is better to see from a mask with xenon headlightsEven Norris can not have headlights that swivel right across the road, the path is corrected when Even passesCak Noris has 4 dwarf carbons with butterfly 55mm on the 1.1 engine (everything is well balanced) and has a consumption of 5l / 100km driving BGCak Noris can settle 2 bugs on the factory 1.1 engineCak Noris is 2m high, has a 40cm visor on Yugo and a regular seat, but he can see where he drivesEven Norris gave catalogs and all data to MIlaneChuck Norris has a better acceleration with 15 "than 13" on his 1.1 YuguEven Norris believes that the 15 "is the ideal bike for the 1.1 engineEven Norris when mapping EFI maps it to gasoline of 150 octanes, although in Serbia there is no such gasoline. Why? Because Benizn improves instantly when he enters a motorcycle carrying the "signature" of Chuck NorrisEven Norris will win legally in the presidential elections in Serbia.Even Norris will finish the highway from Hungary to Macedonia within a yearEven Norris can venture venturi gas in the latest BMWChuck Norris drives his 1.1 EFI 180 per cajger (he lent YUgisi this picture)Even Norris does not care about People from BMS white Yuga with a black hood, he drives a black Yuga with a white hoodEven Norris can climb two 2.0T engines into the Yuga engine spaceEven Norris can install two EFI systems on one engineEven Cak Noris are not clear factory flag dataEven Norris will make a fourth forum on the flagCak Noris can not register on a forum to be able to send PMEven Norris can read ZAFC although not registeredEven Norris made the ZFC readable even though it is a closed-type forumEven noris neoristi chat, he is using telepathyEven Norris can overcome the YFCEven Norris can patose Yuga and put deep bumps on him without putting them on the bankEven Norris is quick, although he has a neon on YugoEven crazy can not fix a car to attract fish, it attracts them to himselfChuck Norris can raise the volume of 1.1 engines to 3.0Even Norris just pops up the valves in the 45s, after which they are never unfilledEven Norris can put 4 elephants in YugaEven Norris stopped corruption in SerbiaEven Norris can cross the border of Serbia and the EU without visas and passportsEven Norris would make a gas pipeline through Serbia, but he hates itCAk Noris can unite all political parties in Serbia into one big partyEven Norris can organize a big gathering on YFCEven Norris can not get 1.6 engine to be the fastest, he's doing everything with 45sEven Norris learned Nicole RP about mapping and injectionChuck Norris learned Uros to work on the machine's engine processingEven Norris learned Raleta Gumetin to install the NOSEven Norris can survive with average salary in SerbiaEven Norris earns as all deputies together, which means half the Serbian budgetEven Norris would have voted a new law on trafficIf Cak Norris is the US President, America would not fall into a financial crisis.Even Norris has a weekend on the Moon, but his regular address is PlutoEven Norris can hit 100ks for 100eEven Norris can drive an EFI to a carbon-gas pump and vice-versaEven Norris Yugo always falls down at all times in half a keyEven Norris drives staggering amortities with Yuga on the GolfEven Norris can shorten the spring by 6k

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